Professional contrarian! Put it on my tombstone.

I just spent like ten minutes on photoshop trying to make this happen before conceding my utter lack of graphic skills and also realizing that it’s kind of creepy to try to photoshop a tombstone for someone you know from the internet. Nevertheless! I tried!

eughhhhhhhhhhhh creepy I read tags and I don’t understand how people don’t D:

People can forget, I guess, it’s not a huge deal. But as a general rule it’s kind of crucial?

I haaaaaaate when that happens. :(

It’s the worst. Really I should just ignore the post altogether but sometimes I can’t help myself. Occupational hazard of a professional contrarian :P

omg I feel you on this one, which is why sometimes i just give in and add it to the post

That’s probably a better strategy. I do that when the post has like 20K+ notes because it’s doubtful the OP will care, but when it only has like 100 I feel bad… I’m not nearly as chill or carefree as I like to pretend I am :P

sometimes I reblog things I find despicable and add my criticism in the tags because I don’t want to veer into wank and also I assume everyone reads the tags. like who doesn’t read the tags, really? and then people don’t, and reblog it at face value, and I start to feel extremely anxious that I’ve been a part of the propagation of the original post’s (shitty) ideals. no, no that’s not what I meant. please. no.


kill the imposter

"Did you see that blonde one call Dumbledore by the wrong name?”
“Which blonde one? The were all blonde!”
“No, there was one human!"

babb_chronicles, Part X, 6 April 2004 (via babbchroniclesfanblog)


there is absolutely no excuse to call me between the hours of 4am and 9am

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Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


“Harry,” Hermione called out breathlessly, scurrying to catch up with him, only no one could ever catch up with him, for he walked alone, “I got you a Christmas present. Happy — Happy Christmas, Harry.”

It was a sweater she had knitted herself with the answer to every exam they’d be taking for the rest of the year magically and invisibly sewn into the fabric. Harry tossed it in his book bag.

“I got you a present too,” Harry said. Hermione’s smile widened.


“My present is the truth,” he said. “You don’t look very good in green. I don’t know why you’re always wearing it.”

Objectivist Harry Potter only gives the truth for Christmas


Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

[21/?] favourite films:
Snowpiercer (2013) dir. Bong Joon-ho